Tom Selleck called...

Please prepare yourselves for photographic evidence of the ugliest night ever. Plus side(s) to being completely and totally hideous:
1. You don't have to worry if that picture you took was cute because they're ALL disgusting
2. Being cool takes a lot of energy. Being ugly, as it turns out, comes quite naturally to me
3. Ugly pictures are the funniest thing in the world and I haven't been able to stop looking and laughing at these for the last 8 hours (because that is when I finally got home...TOTALLY worth 4 hours of sleep)

Are we human? Or are we roomba?

I am proud to announce the newest member of my family. Readers, meet Roomba.

Reasons why Roomba is better than kids/pets:
1. I only had to pay for it once.
2. It takes care of its self when I am away
3. It makes a little "ta-da!" noise when you turn it on
4. It is technically considered a robot. A ROBOT. Do you realize how cool that is? I'm practically a Jetson. The specific term is a domestic robot, or as I like to call it, DoRo.
5. Not only does it clean up after itself, it cleans up after ME

I honestly have never been more excited. In exploring the Roomba fan sites (yup, you read correctly. FAN sites), I realize that mine is a very basic model, but it has been unpacked for less than 24 hours and it is already worth every penny. Please feel free to stop by to say hello. Video to be posted soon!

...and don't forget your booties, because it's coooolllldddd out there!

Happy Groundhog Day!

Apparently we're in for 6 more weeks of winter. Has old Punxsutawney Phil ever predicted an early spring?