It's everybody's favorite new blog feature: the weekly American Gladiators synopsis. This week the two men were cops from Chicago and the two women were cops from Denver. And now for the breakdown of this week's superlatives:
Best New Addition: Skytrack
Best new event thus far. "Two contenders race side-by-side around a figure-eight track, suspended from the ceiling on their backs. Chasing them are two Gladiators, whose goal is to pull a rip cord dangling from the contender, sending them falling from the sky."
Lamest New Addition: Zen
Most of the gladiator names conjure up fear in the hearts of competitors-- Justice, Mayhem, Venom, Crush. The name Zen just doesn't evoke a lot of terror. Plus, what can this little pipsqueek do besides scamper up the wall?
Most Embarrassing Moment: Male Eliminator Chi-town's finest took almost 10 minutes to complete the final obstacle course known as the eliminator...and that was after they slowed down the Travelator. Just to compare, the women (who kinda sucked too) did it in a third of the time. How embarrassing. If you're in to mood to break the law, I suggest doing so in the windy city-- no way those cops are going to catch up with you.
OH.....and Wolf (who goes by the name Hollywood outside of the Gladiator Arena) has fangs now. Bitchin.
9 comments:
One of my favorite shows besides desperate housewives. I didnt realize it was playing again. By the way did you see the season finale? It was awesome!!! Hope everything is going well with you.
I really want the MacBook now so I can chat like that. Seems much cooler then gchat. And had I known my picture would appear on your blog, I would have picked a more attractive picture. And I agree about Zen. Even his costume was lame.
is 'zen' evan's name?
i used to think he was cool.
but now i know he's a REAL DOUCHE.
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i'm glad zen wasn't evan. what a relief! i'm so excited to watch the whole season on your tivo!
Oh how I miss this blog...its been way too long....never again. Cant believe all this shit Ive missed
zen??? seriously not scary. also, fangs are hot.
also, i think you're forgetting about all important helga; she instills fear in mitch like no one else.
I have to agree when i saw Zen I thought that they could not be serious. It hard to take a Gladiator seriously that weighs 160 lbs, Pitiful
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