15 May 2008

I Miss You Already

I am on a personal quest to see how long I can go without my best friend (note: this is a temporary lifestyle change). Not for health concerns, just to prove to myself that I can do it. It has been two weeks and counting since I have last rendezvoused with this glorious little silver can, and I have never been so unhappy. To those of you still partaking of this sweet nectar of the Gods, I applaud you. I used to hate it when people saw me guzzling my 100+ounces a day and condescendingly informed me that they had given it up. Who the hell cares?

Disclaimer: If and when this foul little number hits the market, I will of course be forced to try it. Fingers crossed.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shame. I can't even tell you how much I DISAPPROVE of this quest. It's like I don't even know you. I feel as though I can leave this comment anonymous because you know who I am... and you know what you did! Ugh.

elise said...

No need to wait. Go to baconsalt.com. They sell a seasoning blend that makes everything taste like bacon. Everything.

Unknown said...

Diet coke with bacon...are you serious? That sounds gross! But you're right, it needs to be tried.

Michael and Megan said...

have an ice cold one tonight! there is no need to give it up!

STEVEN said...

You know the Diet Coke with Bacon will be better than melted down Tootsie Rolls.

A and L said...

nooooooooooooooooooooo!

don't worry, i'm still blowing bubbles.

and lindsay says she can't give up dc, cuz it kills the bacteria.

Laurel said...

That is possibly the most disgusting AND hilarious/amazing thing I have seen on here. and THAT is saying a lot, oh blog of blogs. The longest I went without any DC in my life (is there really any other drink?) was just under 1 year. And I'm pretty sure it was the worst year of my life. :) Good luck, you!

A and L said...

I was INSTRUCTED to drink Coke by BYU. ha!

paintingyoupretty said...

I'm behind on blogging so I'm just barely reading this but I'm disappointed in you. Why would you do such a thing? SERIOUSLY???

Salty Incisor said...

you go girl. Good Luck. My best friend used to be Coke the real thing but it was such a destructive relationship I can't even think about it or ever hang out with Coke again!
here is my post on quitting
http://oysterblogger.blogspot.com/2008/03/you-are-dead-to-me.html
Stay strong!!!!