Dear Lady,
I, like you, have a strong preference for window seats. The difference is, I planned ahead and reserved the specific seat you were napping in for myself. You probably thought you got away with this because I didn't say anything to you, but I knew exactly what was going on. I knew that you were pretending to be asleep, because you got on only 4 people ahead of me and no one can fall asleep that fast. I know that you left your issue of People en espanol out in plain sight so I would assume a language barrier existed between us and not even attempt to communicate. I know that you have some sort of esp that alerted you to the fact that confrontational situations give me intense anxiety and I hate to talk to people when I travel, which is why you sat in my seat without hesitation and I sat on the aisle with nothing to rest my head against, leaving me to suffer whiplash as I kept flinching in my sleep, terrified of the possibility of waking up with my head on your shoulder.
Hope you had a nice flight!
Meggan
4 comments:
HA! Im rolling at this...where did you go???
I didn't hear about this part of the traveling adventure. You should have said something. I probably wouldn't have either, but whatever.
I love this!
Listen lady, no one falls asleep that fast... except me! You should have busted her Megg.
esa hija de puta! oye, ella no sabe con quien se metio. yo la VOY a buscar, y cuando la encuentre, la voy a tomar del pelo, y le voy a dar un manazo de la puta en su cara. en serio, esa cueca esta MUERTA. nadie, pero NADIE, tiene ese derecho, especialmente con mi amiga, la chola (chic).
aaron
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