The good news is that with the magic of a wonderful hairstylist, a little glue, and a few strands of hair harvested from the head of a middle eastern woman (I like to think that I'm helping these women by providing them with income from their own personal renewable resource), I now have locks past the shoulders AND a ponytail that doesn't make my own mother, the woman who is supposed to love you unconditionally, laugh in my face and go "what is THAT??" (True story, Christmas 2009). The end.
18 May 2009
Why I Love Hair Extensions
The good Lord has seen fit to endow me with a ...."less than desirable" head of hair. It's thin, it grows at a rate similar to that of continental drift, and every day I get 17-38 new grey hairs (which show up beautifully against a dark brown backdrop). And the thing I hate most is that I don't have a cute ponytail. What I have, instead, is a pitiful little cluster of scraggly hairs that has been the same length since I was 6. The ONE brightside to this is that it has provided me with a countless amount of humorous comparisons, which I have neatly compiled together in this handy little collage (one is me pre-ext, betcha can't pick me out!):
The good news is that with the magic of a wonderful hairstylist, a little glue, and a few strands of hair harvested from the head of a middle eastern woman (I like to think that I'm helping these women by providing them with income from their own personal renewable resource), I now have locks past the shoulders AND a ponytail that doesn't make my own mother, the woman who is supposed to love you unconditionally, laugh in my face and go "what is THAT??" (True story, Christmas 2009). The end.
The good news is that with the magic of a wonderful hairstylist, a little glue, and a few strands of hair harvested from the head of a middle eastern woman (I like to think that I'm helping these women by providing them with income from their own personal renewable resource), I now have locks past the shoulders AND a ponytail that doesn't make my own mother, the woman who is supposed to love you unconditionally, laugh in my face and go "what is THAT??" (True story, Christmas 2009). The end.
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7 comments:
Wait, are you going to post a picture?!
Ummm, can I see a photo of the luscious locks?
Shout out to Lindsey. Meggan's had the extensions in since January. We see horsetail extensions at all the shows and while they're "luscious", they're quite obvious. I guess the trade off for quality work is less than "luscious".
Mom
You're the one on the left, in the middle. Right? :)
YES! Show us the luscious locks!
my favorite is bottom left.
-a
ooooh, wait-
i just noticed that top right is sarah palin.
tie?
-a
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