03 January 2011

Blizzard Walter...seems like a disappointment


The Tuesday before Thanksgiving was supposed to bring Utah the worst blizzard it had ever seen. It was all over the news. Schools, malls, roads, and movie theaters closed early. Grocery stores were selling out of bottled water and batteries. Personally, I had a few 12 packs of diet coke and a huge bag of Swedish Fish, so I figured I was ok for a few days.

A friend and I decided that a blizzard of this magnitude needed a name. We texted back and forth for the better part of 24 hours, with the names starting with the standard and escalating to....the sublime. I still get the giggles reading these, so I thought I'd share. Enjoy!

Snowpocalypse
Snowmageddon
Coldtastrophe
Snowtorious BIG
Snow-MG
Usher's "Nice n' Snow"
"We do it right we get blizzard"
Sled Zeppelin
Sledmau5
Blame it on the Rain-deer
Michael Jackson's "Sleet It"
Frost bitten, twice shy
Sleetwood Mac
Ghostface Chiller
Jurassic Parka
The Walking Sled
Snow-nan
Buried Potter
Backsleet Boys
New Kids on the Ice-Block
Vampire Snow Tire-ies
9021-Snow
Two and a Half Snowmen
Snow You Think You Can Dance
The Off-Ice
Angelina Snow-lie
Snoow-kie
Pauly Ski
Snowflake Lively
Snowbias Funke
Rage Against the Fake Snow Machine
Snowbie Won Kinobi
K-Ci and Snow Snow
Miike Snow
Coolio
98 degrees below zero
Kim Kar-dashing through the snow
Freeze Winterspoon
Ice Skate Hudson
Courtney Glove
Snow Jonas
Blizz Lemon
Blizzaro Jerry
Yuletide Brenner
New York Stocking Exchange
Jennifer Snow-pez
Menorah-ity Report
Lindsey Snow-han
Silent Night Shyamalan
Snowflake Gyllenhall
Justin Timber-flake
Sleigh-ton Meester
Gingerbread Spice
Justin Bie-Brrrrr
Scarf-face
Chris-tmas Brown
New Year's Eve 6
"I'm in the north pole, trick"
Danity Candy Kane
Sled Dog Millionaire
High School Musi-cold
Frost/Nixon
Robert DeNir-O Holy Night
LudaKris Kringle
MistleTony Danza
O Holy Night of the Conchords
It's getting cold, put another Snoop Loggy Log on the fire.
Kings of NOEL
Jingle Bells Fargo
Little Joe Strummer Boy
Michael Jackson's "Do You December the Time"
Master Winter and TMNT
Red Hot Chilly Peppers
Yogi Brrrr
"Icicle! Icicle!" (as sung by Queen)
ChristmasDrinks.Nogspot.com
All of the LED Christmas Lights
Kanye West by NorthWesterly Arctic Blast
Chestnuts roasting on Joey McIntire
Snow-prah
Maroon 5 Golden Rings
I'm dreaming of a Betty White Christmas
Owl City of Jerusalem
Paula Ab-Yule
Uncle Nutcracker
Black Ice Peas
Axel Froze
Christmas Eva Mendes
Gary Coldman
All I want for Christmas is my two front Keith Urban
Have yourself a Mary J Blige Christmas
We three Kings of Convenience
Silent Suge Night
Joy Behar to the world
Deck the Arsenio Halls
Jingle Kristen Bell
Happy Gilmore New Year
Joaquin Phoenix in a Winter Wonderland

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This list is crazy.

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Chestnuts roasting on Joey mcintire. Amazing.

Katie said...

This is amazing!! You and your friend need to work at the New York Post, they are always using punny headlines like these. My all time favorite was when Alex Rodriguez was caught cheating they wrote, "Stray Rod" and "Yankee Doodle Randy." Haha.

Elise said...

I think it goes without saying that this is classic meggan. I didn't expect the list to be so long, but it kept getting better. I can't even pick a favorite bc there are just too many.

Also it led me to two conclusions.1. You need to blog more. 2. I think I was funnier when we hung out. Maybe I thought I was funny, but it was really just you.

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